Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Kisah si keling dan seorang cacat mental

Kisah yg aku nak ceritakan ini adalah kisah benar okay.
Berlaku di dalam tren LRT bernombor 118 yg mempunyai iklan Aiskrim Cornetto yg membuatkan aku sgt x sbr nk g beli aiskrim kat kedai runcit berdekatan(malangnye xde). Hahaha.

Okay. Kisah bermula bila aku naik tren dari Jelatek untuk pulang ke Kg Baru.
D stesen KLCC, di kesempitan di LRT itu. Tibe2 ada satu family keling yg agaknye bercuti di negara kite ni masuk dan mnyempitkan lg ruang yg sempit itu.

Kisah tragis (yg x tragis) bermula apabila mereka bercakap keling mcm diorg punye tren jek menimbulkan rasa x senang kpd pkcik cacat mental nih..
Serius wei! kalo korang dalam tren tu pon sure bengang ngn family keling nih!

Sorang anak keling ni g mnyempit kat depan pkcik cacat mental ni n bising2 kat ctu.
si mental ni memukul lembut si anak keling ini kerana budak ni pegang tgn dia.
si anak keling yg sgt manje thp babun ni pon nangis.

Bermulalah kisah si keling dan si mental.

AYAH KELING: Why u do that to my child??!
SI MENTAL: What.....???
AYAH KELING: What u did to her just now? (mcm nak cari gaduh)
ORANG YG DUK SEBELAH SI MENTAL: hey. he has a mental problem ok. leave him alone.
AYAH KELING: (buat2 xdgr)

Si keling terus marah2 si mental.
Da la datang negara org.
buat tren mcm diorg punye.
siap halau si mental tu kot.

lupa aku nak cakap kat korang.
tren tuh terkandas selama setengah jam kat KLCC.

Wah! hey bullshit(si keling).
Anak ko la yg manje nak mampos.
g mampos lah!!
xya datang negara ni dah keling oiu!!!!

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

fikir fikir...

Sudah lama beta tidak meng'update' blog beta ini. Bukan kerana beta busy or what. Beta sangat terlupa. Maklumlah, muda muda remaja sekarang, banyak yang perlu difikirkan. Haha. Apa beta fikirkan?

This is the 10 items list of what am i thinking about:

1- Money always come first! Haha. Tanpa wang, x guna berfikir. Haha.

2- Report L.I yang 'kenapa kite kena buat nih??'. Buat takat bab2 pastu tiba tiba jam. Haha.

3- 'Sampai ke kunci yang akan pikah post nnt?'. Risau2.

4- Nak masuk poli 21JUN??!!! Nape x 13 Jun?? ahaha.

5- Nak beli hadiah ape kat adik aku nih? die reti bace english ke?? hmm... nak beli buku toys story ke mainan..?? runsing2!

6- Adik aku si Naim tuh nak jadi pe besar esok erk.

7- balik nanti nak makan ape yerk??

8- nak p ochestra pky tie mane satu ha?????

9- Pikir pikir nak tulih ape lagi nih!

10- Alamak! Nak terkencing sudaa...

Okay ... papai.. lain hari beta post lagi ok.. ahhaha =)

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

NOVA ART EXHIBITION


Yah! It's KLDW 2010..
Sempena KLDW ni..
Aku ada attend art exhibition yang diberi nama NOVA..

Actually semalam aku mau tgk MPO..
Malaysian Philharmonic Ochestra
tp disebabkan aku pakai sneakers, x boleh masuk..
adoyai..
si aima mmg kuciwa gilaa..
so aku tataw nak wat pe terus larikan diri ke NOVA art ni..

Aku xde gambar nak tunjuk kat korang..
so aku just nak cerita cerita saje..

Ada artis + skater Jepun ni wat arca guna serpihan skateboard saje..
mmg superb lah artwork beliau..

D E V I L R O B O T 'S'
juga ade di situ..

so come on designers..
must go!!


Tuesday, May 4, 2010

If I tagged YOU, it's because I want to know more about YOU!

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Ntah la.. coz my cousin name is SYAZANI!!

2.WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
err.. baru semalam kepada semalam.. =)

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Masa tulis suka. Bila tgk lagi "MasyaAllah!! "..haha

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Grilled lunch meat lah!

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
Yes. I have three. (fichan, zaty + aima)

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Ntah laa.. Never happen!

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
apakah?

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Tonsil klat mulut ker?

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Org gila je.. haha..

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Kokokrunch!

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Xlah. Buang masa saje.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Chocotop and Mudpie Mcflurry MCD.

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Apesaal die pakai mcm tuh?!

15. RED OR PINK?
RED!!

16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
Gilo!!!

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
MY PARENTS! walaupun bila dekat aku sgt x suke diorg..haha

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
Suke hati lah

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Grey(kelabu taik anjing), kasut putih maaa

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
HOT FM lebih hangat dari biasa

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Nak jadi kaler putih laaa... coz x ramai org pakai..haha

23. FAVORITE SMELLS..
Bau Trekking Avon. Tapi suda tiada maa

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON PHONE?
Bdk mane ntah salah nombor.

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
die anak aku la dol

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Extreme sport!

27. HAIR COLOR?
BLACK tapi skg da mcm kelabukelabu

28. EYE COLOR?
Dark Brown

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
NOPE! teringin gak

30. FAVORITE FOOD
Nasi Lemak kat Kedai mek kelate kat kg Baru

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Happy endings maaaa

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
White loh!

34. Summer or winter?
Summer!

35. HUGS OR KISSES?
Hugs

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
??

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
??

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Buku xde. Metro saje

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
TAKDELAH

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
Dah lame xtgk TV maaa

42. FAVORITE SOUND(S).
SASBAND!!

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Lagu mereka i x pernah dgr lah

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
Boleh buatbuat gila..haha

46 WHERE WERE U BORN?
UH KL

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
Aaaaa ?

48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Di Politeknik Johor Bahru (:

adiks, anaks, n jandaku

weh!

camne nak wat ade makhluk ngan bubble talk yg disebelah kiri blog korang tuh?

jawab jgn x jwb =)

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Hari Minggu Ku~

haha.. this time.. hari minggu ku agak terisi..
maklumlah..dpt elaun..(time tulih ni my elaun sudaa licin yer)
hari sabtu tu bgn sgt lmbat..haha..Hari Pekerja la katakan..huhu..
Kul 12 tghari baru terhegehhegeh nak manadi.. g mkn, then g bus stop.tunggu bas okey.
G mane? waahaha.. aku mau g bagi mkn gajah di ZOO NEGARA!

wah! seronok di situ..
tapi kesian kat haiwanhaiwan yg tinggal sengsorang kat dalam kandang..
but what to do..huhu..

Balik ZOO terus g MIDVALLEY.. makan asam laksa kat ctu..ermm.. mungkin x sesedap baunya..huhu..

AHAD!
teman si aima berlari larian untuk Larian Bersama Bomba..huhu..
bangun lambat..sampai lewat..
ish3..dgn tahan berak lagi die larilari..huhu..
dapat lah NO 2......dari belakang!
haha...